May 11
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Mark E’s Art Direction: We need to get more women reading science fiction. How about we put a picture of a naked women with a snake on the cover. Oh – and make sure the angle leaves NOTHING to the imagination.
Published 1979

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Tagged with: Alfred Bester • damsel • Fontana Science Fiction • lady parts • Sir Mix-A-Lot • snake • starkers • Tim White • wings • WTF
May 09
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Bibliomancer Comments: Hey Space Cowboy, BEHIND YOU! How did you let the giant bat sneak up on you?
Published 1977

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Tagged with: bats • BEHIND YOU! • chainmail lingerie • cleavage • damsel • Don Maitz • dude • Edmond Hamilton • giant • handguns • Leigh Brackett • Nelson Doubleday SFBC • shoulder pads • spiffy uniform • strange creature
May 06
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Tom Noir Comments: I know what you’re all saying… “This book doesn’t count! It’s clearly self-published!” Well I found in a legit bookstore, dammit, so I say it counts!
Published 2000

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Tagged with: anthromorphism • beards • cat people • cleavage • damsel • Don't be silly - it's for children! • dude • gibberish title • Kevin Kinne • lizard people • long haired men • non-papillial person • planets • pope • Smirky McSmug • space suits • sword • Writers Club Press • WTF
May 04
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Perry Comments: Drill Baby, Drill!
Published 1987

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Tagged with: big hair • damsel • dude • frickin laser beams • glow • Grafton Books • Piers Anthony • Tim White
May 02
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Frank McConnell Comments: “Modern weapons.” Would that be the crossbow, or the dish on his left?
Published 1970

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Tagged with: big hair • Bill Hughes • chainmail lingerie • cleavage • crossbow • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • John Bloodstone • lizard • Powell Books • rocks • Stuart J. Byrne • tunic
Apr 29
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JuanPaul Comments: That expression you get when you realize that you are just cover bait for a bunch of 13 year old geeks.
Published 1980

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Tagged with: Ace Books • chains • cleavage • Colin Kapp • damsel • dude • Richard Corben • slave girl • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Apr 27
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Tom Noir Comments: Here’s one for the Ladies! Or gentlemen of a certain persuasion.
Published 1995

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Tagged with: catsuit • damsel • Donato Giancola • dude • gun • handguns • Roc Books • shoulder pads • Simon R. Green • spiffy uniform • sword
Apr 15
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Mark E’s Art Direction: You remember “clip art” don’t you? Good. Use that. Use A LOT of that.
Published 1975

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Tagged with: damsel • dude • horses • magic • Quartet Books • Robert Graves • robes • Ron Kirby • space • tattoo you • wizard • wizard's hat
Apr 13
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Tom Noir Comments: The pull quote is spot on – Buffy fans LOVE Upside-Down Pittsburgh Fish Blimps. In other news, Pittsburgh Fish Blimps would be a great name for a band.
Published 2004

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Tagged with: Baen Books • Bob Eggleton • damsel • dude • flying • monsters • strange creature • Wen Spencer • WTF
Apr 07
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: …is like a cover without Photoshopping.
Published 2015

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Tagged with: Alejandro Colucci • anatomical issues • Angry Robot Books • ax-wielding • damsel • James A. Moore • spikes • sword • veil
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