Jan 01
Happy New Year!
And so the world has spun, strutted and wobbled its way around the sun yet again! We’ve come through ruff storms, predictions of the end of the world and a lot of superhero movies. This leaves us though with one eternal question, will anyone find a cover to top I Sing The Body Electric!?! It certainly doesn’t look like it! But who knows, who knows eh? I am sure the year ahead will be full of wondrous treasures!
Thanks to everyone for sending in all the covers we’ve posted over the year! And thanks to everyone who leaves a comment. Oh they do make me laugh! Ah ha ha ha ha… ha!
The top rated cover of the year:
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A personal favourite:
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CSA Chooses Lizard shield attack:
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And finally, just for the double triple Ting!
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Tagged with: Alan Danzig • Anthony Boucher • anthropomorphism • Barry K. Nelson • bladed weapons • C M Kornbluth • C.S. Lewis • capes • Christopher Anvil • Cordwainer Smith • Damon Knight • damsel • DAW Books • dude • electricity • font problems • Fritz Leiber • glow • Good Show Sir • Hal Clement • Howard Fast • Joe Garcia • John Brunner • John Jakes • John Wyndham • jumpsuit • Kate Wilhelm • Keith Stillwagon • Kingsley Amis • lightning • Lin Carter • magic • mighty moustache • monsters • muscles • Old Year Sum Up • Panther Books • Penumbra Publishing • planets • Robert Conquest • Ron Goulart • strange creature • sword • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute • Wayland Young • WTF
Dec 18
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Durbin Comments: In a shocking development, skateboards actually happen in this novel. And there is, in fact, an elf inspiration for Sherlock Holmes. And a brief part of the novel occurs in New York City! But otherwise, the cover gives a completely misleading impression of the contents.
Published 1992

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Tagged with: Ace Books • damsel • dragon • dude • elf • font problems • Haircut 100 • Thorarinn Gunnarsson • Walter Velez • WTF
Dec 13
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Marmontoast Comments: Evidently, there really is a bird-like entity in the novel, deciding humanity’s fate. If only it could answer its mobile phone!
Published 1994

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Tagged with: "a novel" • A Del Rey Book • Alan Dean Foster • anthropomorphism • awesome foursome • Barclay Shaw • dude • embossing • font problems • gun • lizard people • lizards • rifle • shiny • shotgun • strange creature
Dec 11
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Scott B Comments: Sure the cross-eyed owl and cherry-shaking duo being eaten by a giant flower seems bizarre, but the back cover explains that it’s a Bosch painting (so intellectual!) and it’s a better portrayal of the author’s work than any modern artist could make (so they don’t have to pay anybody for a cover!). The back cover also DARES YOU (in type so large they can’t fit a four-letter word on there) to, I don’t know, have acid flashbacks or something. Not that you should do that! But read this book, because the author did that. Or something.
Published 1958
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • font problems • Fredric Brown • Hieronymus Bosch • people with animals for heads • strange creature • WTF
Dec 06
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Frank Comments: Just in case the title and its placement aren’t edgy enough, it’s backed up by cover art that should push it over the edge into WTF.
Published 1995

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Tagged with: damsel • font problems • Jim Warren • lizards • Michael Green • Pocket Books • strange creature • WTF
Dec 03
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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Upset that only the City Watch showed up to her Confirmation, Melody pisses the Pleiades.
Published 2001

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Tagged with: ax-wielding • bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • inadequate armor • Luis Royo • magic • statue • sword • Tor Books
Nov 27
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Joachim Comments: Oh boy. Too many unusual creatures but I’ll give it a try… Shirtless man holding a puppy prancing across the planet with a flock of “birds”, on the back of a cockroach-like yoda-eared pig, escaping from laser beam shooting luminescent cilia-clad levitating mollusks…?
Published 1992

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Tagged with: Avonova Books • beard-wielding • beast-riding • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • Good Show Sir • long haired men • monsters • muscles • once you see it • Romas Kukalis • Rudy Rucker • strange creature • WTF
Nov 15
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Paul H Cook Comments: This is the cover to my first novel. It didn’t sell well. My editor/publisher blamed me, of course. This looks like a Harlequin romance. Even I wouldn’t have purchased this book.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: author in the comments • Berkley Books • clouds • damsel • dude • font problems • John Townley • magic • mist • Paul H. Cook • portal to another world • Richard Lon Cohen • suits you • WTF
Nov 08
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Joachim Comments: Ok, “Time of a change” of fashion… White undies, white sunglasses, and weird glass head covers doesn’t really cut it…
Published 1969, aka Snow White and the Giants

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Tagged with: cleavage • Corgi Books • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • font problems • giant • J.T. McIntosh • James Murdoch MacGregor • loincloth • space sheep • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
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