Jun 09
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Randall Frost Art Direction “I want you to really sell the sea serpent’s scales! I mean really make a gorgeous stained glass mosaic of it! Don’t waste time on the faces. Just make a couple of commas, and BOOM you got yourself a face!”
Published 1982
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Tagged with: archery weapons • Ballantine Books • boat people • Centaur! • damsel • Del Rey Books • dude • font problems • Piers Anthony • sea monster • SFBC • Tony Fiyalko
May 27
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Good Show Sir Comments: Let’s play guess the Heinlein title; wrong answers only. I’m thinking “The Centaur is a Harsh Mistress”.
Published 1973
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Tagged with: Centaur! • damsel • German • Heyne Bücher • Karel Thole • Robert A. Heinlein • white-clothed protagonist
May 19
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Bibliomancer Comments: It’s “The OtherWorld” not “The Other World”. Baen doesn’t have time for your punctuation bullshit.
Published 2000
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Tagged with: Baen Books • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • crotch armor • damsel • elf • evil children • font problems • handguns • Holly Lisle • Mark Shepherd • Mercedes Lackey • monster • rifle • sword on fire
May 12
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Good Show Sir Comments: When Voiha Wakes … he’ll be missing a kidney.
Published 1983
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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • dude • he's dead Jim • Joy Chant • loincloth • lute • moon • mountains • Steve Weston • Unicorn Unwin Paperbacks
May 06
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Dr Bob Comments: I’m pretty sure her horse is a statue.
Published 1988
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Tagged with: B.S. • castle • Claudia J. Edwards • damsel • Headline books • horses • lightning • little people • perspective problems • tigers
May 05
Knuckle Girls
Gang Girls
Guerrilla Girls
Promotion Tour
Good Show Sir Comments: GSS Superfan Reggie M. (who prefers to keep a low profile) sent in these fine examples of literature printed by the New English Library back in the 70s. We here at GSS are familiar with the terrible sci-fi cover art overachievers at N.E.L. See here.
But N.E.L. is also know among paperback aficiandos for their sleazy girl covers. These here show the exciting lifestyle choices of a comely English lass who starts out as a fist-fighting brawler, graduates to shiv-lady in her local gang, then a Patty Hearst terrorist clone, before moving into a steady day job in the publishing business as a naked copy editor.
I am sure these attractive young misses are all quite proper British grannies now and remember fondly their previous modeling careers. So let’s reward them all with a Good Show Sir Honourable Mention.
Published 1970s
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Tagged with: artist? you're kidding me • bladed weapons • damsel • fight club • fists of fury • Harry Whittington • Honourable Mentions • machine gun • Maisie Mosco • New English Library • Richard Allen • starkers • Terry Harknett
Apr 29
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Princess Polly Comments: OK, this Tinder date has gone horribly wrong. Please call me an Uber.
Published 1993
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Tagged with: Adrian Chesterman • damsel • dude • fire • Little Brown • moon • ponytail • sweet ride • Tanith Lee • wolf
Apr 22
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Tag Wizard Comments: I warned you. They only get worse.
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Tagged with: boredom • damsel • font problems • Unknown Artist Institute • unknown author • unknown publisher
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