Good Show Sir

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Sharona Virus Comments: Well, that hero turned out to be an empty suit.

Published 2009

(Average: 9.00 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: New Romancer Foreign Edition Special

Good Show Sir Comments:

1. Winner of the Philip Dick-Award for questionable hyphenation.

2. No. You should only wash Claude on the “delicates” setting.

Thanks to Helmut and Alain!

Published 1987, 1988

(Average: 8.67 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Yes, Mr. Graves, I loved your first book. Can the sequel be set in the future and contain more nudity and also a multiplicity of enormous snakes?

Published 1969

(Average: 8.67 out of 10)

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Sally B. Comments: I can’t figure out what’s happening with his girlfriend. Is her left arm exploding? Is he sitting on her right foot?

Published 1981

(Average: 6.83 out of 10)

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Rick Deckard Comments: Yeah, Frazetta can’t paint feet either.

Published 1970

(Average: 7.25 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Tor delivers unto us the ultimate GSS-spec cover: No visible feet, useless feminine armor, Baen-Orange hues, multiple celestial bodies way too close to each other, busty cover babe, and enormous phallic swords.

Published 1990

(Average: 7.83 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: More realism and literal interpretations on the cover, you say, but avoid feet at any cost? OK then, take a look at this one.

Published 1974

(Average: 8.63 out of 10)

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Zoom in to further enjoy Fire Dancer, Dancer’s Luck, and Dancer’s Illusion!

Good Show Sir Comments: One of our little birds sent us a link to the Smart Bitches Trashy Books blog from a few years past, wallowing in the glory of terrible Ann Maxwell book covers. We’ve skewered a few in the past such as this one, and this one. This Signet series of “Dancer Series” covers has us doffing out hat and saying Good Show Sir! Good show, indeed.

Sadly, all three covers are by a graduate of the Unknown Artist Institute, as per isfdb.org.

Published 1982, 1983

(Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: “Girls Gone Wild” meets “Evolution Gone Wild”

Published 1960

(Average: 6.67 out of 10)

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Wendy Comments: Rascal Scooter … in space!

Published 1984

(Average: 7.50 out of 10)

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