Aug 03
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Audes Art Direction: Hey, we need dragons. What, no dragon art available ? Slap that one from the bunch we’ve licensed for cheap with the… what ? Anthropomorphic weapon-wielding lizards, yeah, nevermind that there aren’t any in the boo… Oh, and some snazzy font, you know, one of those that scream fantasy or sci-fi, whatever, make it bright and bold.
Published 1992
Many thanks to Aude!
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • bladed weapons • crossbow • dinosaur people • Earthsea Series • Ken Barr • pole weapons • scythe • strange creature • trident • unknown publisher • Ursula K. Le Guin
Jul 30
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GK’s Art Direction: I need this cover by 5 o’clock! Just go out and take a picture of something!
Published 1969
AHHH! Kill it! Kill it!
Many thanks to GK!
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Tagged with: Ace Books • Barry N. Malzberg • bird people • Gray Morrow • John T. Phillifent • K.M. O'Donnell • Kelly Freas • Panos Koutrouboussis • strange creature • uniforms • WTF
Jul 28
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Anders Art Direction: A pack of profoundly stoned giant proboscis monkeys in a garden! Nails in his nostrils! Both of them! Wha’? The cover? Knights and princesses and shit. You know, the usual.
Published 2002
Many thanks to Ander!
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • capes • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • David Farland • dude • forest • horses • knights • once you see it • piercings • plume • strange creature • The Runelords Series • Unicorns!
Jul 27
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Sarah’s Art Direction: So there’s this guy, right? And he’s a lobster. But not really a lobster! Just has a lobster body. Uh, and really skinny arms. And he’s got a parrot for a sidekick, but get this — the parrot is a lobster, too! You getting all of this down, Steve? Ooh, maybe thrown in one of those “Manamanah” things from The Muppets, too. People love those.
Published 1978
Lets just see who that killer crab from the other day really is!
Many thanks to Sarah!
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Tagged with: dude • Keith Laumer • planets • Pocket Books • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 26
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Carolyn Comments: You can probably analyze this better than I! I assume the artist just read the jacket blurb.
Published 1977
“Imagine: Gorilla-shaped bismuth junkies who stack their dead ancestors like cordwood in the living room; gentle souls who can touch with a touch or a thought. A throwback fiefdom on a planet where huge poisonous bats rule the night sky, where serpents the size of semi-trailers slither though the rotting jungle. A sarcastic mansized beetle that’s a Talmudic scholar and swears like a longshoreman. And claims to be immortal. All in a life’s work for Otto McGavin: Prime Operator for the TBII, undercover guardian of the rights of aliens and humans under the Confederacion.”
Mmm… uhh… seriously? That snake doesn’t look too happy.
Outstanding! Good Show Carolyn!
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Tagged with: animals with faces • clouds • dragon • dude • Good Show Sir • hunkbutt • Joe Haldeman • lizards • Paul Stinson • skulls a-poppin' • snake • St Martin's Press • starkers • strange creature • sun • wings • WTF
Jul 22
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David Comments: It took me a long time to notice that the naked red man with spikes on his feet and a horn in his forehead is holding his sword in a rather odd way.
Published 1973, 1974 & 1975
Many thanks to David!
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • Bob Haberfield • capes • castle • cleavage • daemons • damsel • eye-yi-yi • floating face • giant birds • horns • horses • long hair • Mayflower Books • Michael Moorcock • mountains • muscles • once you see it • pyramids • strange creature • sword • talons • Unicorns! • volcano • wand • WTF
Jul 21
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Rod Comments: Killer crabs. Look, there’s a picture too. Surely this spares us having to read the shity thing?
Published 1978
I have a cream for that…. I’ll get my coat.
Many thanks to Rod!
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Tagged with: Guy N. Smith • New English Library • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 20
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Neil Comments: May Day May Day, we have a situation up here. At least I think Im in an aeroplane, maybe its some tech suit. Either way I think we should concentrate on a wolf coming out of the clouds.
Published 1990
Many thanks to Neil!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • computers • dude • Roger Zelazny • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 16
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Art Direction: Look, I’m telling you there is NOTHING more erotic than a naked women with an over-sized insect. Hold on a second who are those guys? What are they doing with a straitjacket? Hey, get off me. Wait, it’s still a good idea, I swear…. draw it… and remember meeeeeeeeee!
Published 1980
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Tagged with: Chris Achilleos • cleavage • damsel • M. John Harrison • Sphere Books • strange creature • WTF
Jul 15
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Brian’s Art Direction: What makes vampires scary? Exactly: it’s their lack of proportion. It’s their slightly big heads and taste for late-80s haircuts. Imagine a vampiress Bonnie Tyler. Get to it.
Published 1989
Many thanks to Brian!
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Tagged with: Algernon Blackword • Arthur Conan Doyle • bats • damsel • Equation Books • M.R. James • moon • Richard Dalby • robes • skulls a-poppin' • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • vampires
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