Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000
Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000
Tom Noir Comments: No seriously man, I just want to take a little bit off the top!
Published 1990
Ian Comments:No bull, this is a great cover. The Turtles are probably teenagers and have ninja skills.
Published 1991
Paul H Cook Comments: This is the cover to my first novel. It didn’t sell well. My editor/publisher blamed me, of course. This looks like a Harlequin romance. Even I wouldn’t have purchased this book.
Published 1981
Alessandra Comments: I think they were going for a cutting-edge symbolic look, some sort of classical reference to alchemical historical scholarship. But they just look goofy. Oh god, that eye.
Published 1976
Good Show Sir Comments: Ensign… go get a giant fridge… chilled space brain is on tonights menu!
Published 1974
Many thanks to Robert Van N for sending this in!
Mark E’s Art Direction: You remember that nightmare I told you about after reading Lovecraft at 2am while drunk? Make it so art-monkey.
Published 1973
Neil Comments: “The master of medical horror,” but someone has their anatomy wrong. Maybe it features a story about men with black voids for groins.
Published 1986
Many thanks to Neil!
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Frank Comments: I’ll bet there were Others ready to help grab those!
Published 1979
Bibliomancer Comments: Good thing he’s wearing protection on his monster.
Published 1981
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