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Ryan Comments: On Dress-Yourself-Day, Pete often wore his favorite purple jeans backwards, although this made him walk funny and frequently caused him to see things he was pretty sure weren’t actually there.

Published 1975

(Average: 6.13 out of 10)

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Second Cover

Good Show Sir comments: We rescued him from the shelter because of those puppy-dog eyes. Then the killing started.

[Note the front cover has eyeholes that reveal the eyes of the second cover. Confused? See here.]

Thanks to JuanPaul for sending this in.

Published 1987

(Average: 7.43 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: You’d be shooting up too if your girlfriend ran off with a lizard people.

Published 1977

(Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: A baffling melange of unrelated images clumped together in the bottom half of the cover, unmoored from any background, will surely help sell this novel.

Published 1979

(Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Das ist ein idiotisch Hut

Published 1986

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

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Walter Featherstone Comments: Saving up to pay for his girlfriend’s other boob job.

Published 1996

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: Looks like Gath forgot that the three of them are sharing an air system.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1973

(Average: 7.11 out of 10)

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Tristram Comments: The Freedom Rangers go back in time to sink the Spanish Armada and make absolutely zero changes to future history.

Published 1990

(Average: 6.45 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments:

♫ He’s Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don’tcha get his feelings hurt
Come on in this place,
And I’ll buy you a taste,
You can sit on my face
Where’s my waitress? ♫

(with apologies to Frank Zappa)

Published 1980

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Hey, Poul, I bet you can’t write a SciFi novel that references Shakespeare and contains D’Artagnan, the Ring Cycle, steam-powered locomotives, Classical Greek architecture, and bearded monks!

Published 1975

(Average: 4.56 out of 10)

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