Jul 11
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: You, my friend, are an artist! And a good one at that, so I will not make you draw just any old crap. Give me something like… The Birth of Venus… but instead of her covering herself up… have a naked guy in a bondage space suit holding an alien flower.
Published 1970
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Tagged with: bubble helmet • damsel • dude • flowers • hunkbutt • insects • Paperback Library • Rena M. Vale • space suit • strapping outfit • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Jul 10
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Joachim Comments: Although borne in space, Ken still liked to go into towne centre and strut his special pants in front of the shoppes…
Published 1959
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Tagged with: Badger Books • dude • Eddie Jones • Lionel Fanthorpe • muscles • planets • rocket in my pocket • sixpack abs • smarty pants • space • space ships
Jul 09
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Colette’s Art Direction: Oh crap, this is due tomorrow? Whats the name of it? Hmm cant we just use that rejected cover we submitted a couple of months ago for The Mystery at Penis Rock?
Published 1979
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Tagged with: dude • font problems • Moyra Coldecott • Popular Library • suggestive • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Jul 06
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Saxy Stevenson’s Art Direction: It’s the end of the world, everyone is going mental, imagine the worst case scenario… Someone cutting the head off a pigeon with loads floating space eyes looking worried… can you imagine the horror, can you?
Published 1968 (maybe)
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Tagged with: Belmont Books • Bruce Elliot • damsel • dude • evil • muscles • planets • sky-eyes • space • strange creature • WTF
Jul 05
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Book Wench Comments: ‘Fear in Firland’ is a true masterpiece, written in the 1970s by the vicar of Ladywood, it has all the worst bits of Narnia thrown in with some Native American (?) possibly Middle Ages… something… Any cover that can combine flying saucers and squirrels are okay with me!
Published 1974
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Tagged with: aliens • damsel • dude • font problems • Norman Power • space ships • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • unknown publisher • WTF
Jul 04
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Scott Comments: Cat People always make a great cover, but a steam-dragon-train, that’s something else!
Published 1993
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • Baen Books • bladed weapons • cat people • dragon • E J Cherhavy • font problems • Larry Elmore • mountains • once you see it • Rose Estes • strapping outfit • trains • WTF
Jul 03
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Boarders and frames are the window to one’s soul my friend! Just make sure this soul has a perm and a great pair of… candles… ah ha ha ha. Of course I really mean boobs.
Published 1989
P.S. I’ll hopefully have the ratings working again later today!
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Tagged with: cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • glow • Haircut 100 • magic • monsters • Nancy V. Berberick • TSR Books
Jun 25
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David G Comments: Eggs, skulls, stars and withered leathery hands are all pretty unreasoning I reckon.
Published 1983
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Tagged with: dude • egg • evil • Granada Books • monsters • Philip José Farmer • Tim Gill • Ting! • WTF
Jun 22
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MisterBOB’s Art Direction: One hot chick with boobs on show and her two angry brothers.
Published 1987
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Tagged with: Ace Books • ax-wielding • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • dude • Geo W. Proctor • Luis Royo • mullet • Robert E. Vardeman • ruins • sword
Jun 21
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Ash Comments: If you want to show a human and an alien swapping minds, should the human be photo-realistic while the alien looks like a child’s drawing? Or is he turning into an alien child’s drawing? That mouth just bugs me.
Published 1967
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Tagged with: aliens • Dell Books • dude • James McMullan • Robert Sheckley • WTF
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