Apr 11
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Charles Comments: She thought she would be the first female leader of the pirates but she ended up a figurehead.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: ahoy matey! • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • dude • Gor series • John Norman • Ken Kelly • long haired men • muscles • non-papillial person • ships • weird pecs
Apr 09
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Russian Dick Blade … and friends!
Good Show Sir Comments: My Google Russian translator tells me the top line says “J. Lord” and РИЧАРД БЛЕЙД is “Richard Blade” and the last line on each is “Hero” and “Winner”. I am assuming they are some sort of omnibus volumes. Feel free to translate.
Thanks to Alex for sending this in.
Published 1994

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Tagged with: archery weapons • chainmail lingerie • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Good Show Sir • hippie hippie shake • I cut myself • Jeffrey Lord (aka Manning Lee Stokes) • loincloth • muscles • Richard Blade • Russian • stallone pose • tattoo you • thong • two-fer • Unknown Artist Institute • unknown publisher • РИЧАРД БЛЕЙД
Apr 08
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Good Show Sir Comments: Apparently this harem is somewhere in Florida.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • BEHIND YOU! • bird • bladed weapons • crocogator • damsel • dude • Elizabeth Scarborough • Stephen Hickman • turban hat
Apr 04
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Good Show Sir Comments: “Please come back to bed after you’re finished bug-zapping mosquitos!”
Thanks to Helmut for sending this in.
Published 1987

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • electricity • George Henry Smith • German • Heyne Bücher • lightning • space sheep • Unknown Artist Institute
Mar 26
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We received two different covers of the same book last week. You know what that means:
It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday: Operation Time Search Party!
FluffyGhostKitten Comments: “Rhodes is that way.”
The Bookkeeper Comments: Let me defend myself! Unchain me! Give me a salt shaker!
Published 1977, 1981

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Tagged with: Ace Books • alien city • Andre Norton • chains • dickless wonder • dude • font problems • Jack Gaughan • Ken Barr • moon • ridiculous hat • ships • skeletons • skulls a-poppin' • slime • snails • sword • weird pecs
Mar 25
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Tat Wood Comments: Fifty years on, the title’s still hilarious. But note how Jeff Jones has emphasised the turtle’s head and the hero’s arms while leaving it ambiguous what exactly is going on or how many limbs each party is supposed to have.
Published 1969
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Tagged with: Ace Books • dude • faceless • Jack Vance • Jeff Jones • lizard • moon
Mar 21
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The Bookkeeper Comments: “Please Lord make my hand like the other one. OH NOOOO!” (old joke)
Published 1996

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Tagged with: Dennis Nolan • dude • evil children • font problems • Orson Scott Card • puffy shirt • Tor Books • WTF
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