Aug 09
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Mosquito Wenzi Comments: Why wouldn’t you wear a gown and high-heels to a sword fight when all the Ting will surely blind your enemies anyway?
Published 2008

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • ArnO • Berkley Books • Candace Havens • cleavage • damsel • gams • shiny oh so shiny • sword • tasteful smoke • Ting!
Aug 08
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Good Show Sir Comments: My wish was for a Playboy Fantasy and the genie handed me this.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: big hair • bladed weapons • booties • capes • crotch armor • damsel • dog • dude • Fernando Fernandez • gams • giant bird • Playboy Paperbacks • Robert E. Vardeman • spear • sword • Victor Milan
Aug 06
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Bibliomancer Comments: You would all look prettier if you smiled more.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: archery weapons • cleavage • damsel • Hamlyn Science Fiction • horns • John Brunner • Melvyn Grant • nip slip • ridiculous hat • spear • sword
Aug 02
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Ozzy Comments: Gordon Ramsay gets the gang back together … Celine Dion, Tonto, and Carl the human Chewbacca!
Published 1984

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Tagged with: archery weapons • BEHIND YOU! • big hair • bladed weapons • booties • damsel • Douglas Hill • dude • fat guy • mullet • native american • Piccolo Books • Terry Oakes • waistcoat • wasteland
Aug 01
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Alice Comments: “[Each word is spelled with] convincing characters [You’ll only read this if you’re drunk so eat some mints to stay] breathless [There is no] action [so you’d better make that drink a double] old fashioned [The proofreaders need to work on their] reading fun[damentals]”
Published 2005

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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • Dave Freer • Eric Flint • font problems • fonTing! • lady parts • Larry Dixon • Mercedes Lackey • starkers • statuesque • Ting!
Jul 26
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Dunwiddie Comments: I cannot imagine how that leg is connected to her body.
Published 1978

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Tagged with: Ace Books • anatomical issues • antennae • cars • damsel • drunkie • dude • fire • font problems • gams • Mark Adlard • Paul Alexander • sweet ride
Jul 23
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Margo Comments: “Reggie, stop punching him in the elbow. I don’t think killer robots have a funny bone.”
Published 1981

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • booties • catsuit • damsel • dude • font problems • gibberish title • interpretive dance • James R. Berry • long hair • nonsensical shadows • robot • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 19
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Good Show Sir Comments: Bold move not blaming this one on the Unknown Artist Institute.
Published 1962

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Tagged with: Albert Nuetzell • damsel • dude • font problems • Michael Knerr • rocket in my pocket • sexytime • spiffy uniform • tasteful smoke • Uptown Books • WTF
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