Good Show Sir

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Emster Comments: Selena got the call from the Warrior Witch while she was at the beach: “Knife fight? Hel yeah, I’ll be right there!” A little underdressed? Perhaps, but no one’s laughing when she shows up with her kick ass battle axe.

Published 1986

(Average: 4.41 out of 10)

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Chaz Comments: Fur your consideration.

Published 1992

(Average: 5.59 out of 10)

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Randall Frost Art Direction “I want you to really sell the sea serpent’s scales! I mean really make a gorgeous stained glass mosaic of it! Don’t waste time on the faces. Just make a couple of commas, and BOOM you got yourself a face!”

Published 1982

(Average: 7.45 out of 10)

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Rocky Raccoon Comments: It was a bizarre day in the Frazetta studio when he called in all his figure models for this one assignment.

Published 1970

(Average: 4.18 out of 10)

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Pam Comments: David Bowie and the Spiders from Mars bring Brain-Man down to Earth.

Published 1974

(Average: 4.64 out of 10)

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Zoom in to further enjoy Fire Dancer, Dancer’s Luck, and Dancer’s Illusion!

Good Show Sir Comments: One of our little birds sent us a link to the Smart Bitches Trashy Books blog from a few years past, wallowing in the glory of terrible Ann Maxwell book covers. We’ve skewered a few in the past such as this one, and this one. This Signet series of “Dancer Series” covers has us doffing out hat and saying Good Show Sir! Good show, indeed.

Sadly, all three covers are by a graduate of the Unknown Artist Institute, as per isfdb.org.

Published 1982, 1983

(Average: 2.95 out of 10)

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Meg March Comments: She’s sad her boyfriend dumped her. But his remains made great houseplant compost.

Published 1975

(Average: 5.41 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: “Please move your hand away from there…no, that’s not okay either. May I borrow your sword for a moment?”

You might remember this from here.

Published 1977

(Average: 4.36 out of 10)

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Wendy Comments: Some of these experiments might have failed. But the monkey-tail-cigar-lighter was a huge scientific advance.

Published 1977

(Average: 7.36 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: In the tradition of Onan.

Published 1976

(Average: 6.68 out of 10)

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