Jun 30
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Good Show Sir Comments: He conjured up an exotic dancer. But she wasn’t what he had in mind.
Published 1982
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Tagged with: Atheneum Books • BEHIND YOU! • books on the covers of books • booties • cape • damsel • font problems • old-timer • P.C. Hodgell • Satan • SFBC • tasteful smoke
Jun 14
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Marvin Comments: The man with the boombox chest?
Published 1961
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Tagged with: Ace Books • Andre Norton • BEHIND YOU! • chest antenna • dude • Ed Emshwiller • strange creature
May 10
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Ryan Comments: Forget mastery of the planet, our hero needs to master the use of either a belt or suspenders.
Published 1970
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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • crotch armor • dude • flying saucer • font problems • Jack Faragasso • Macfadden-Bartell • RUN! • unknown author
Apr 08
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Bellatrix Comments: To avoid confusion, she’s not the Mama.
You might have seen this pair here.
Published 1990
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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • booties • damsel • dude • floating person • Lee Killough • Michael Herring • Questar Books • RUN!
Mar 31
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Raoul Comments: He’s done turning the other cheek.
Published 1980
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Tagged with: beard-wielding • BEHIND YOU! • French • gun • J'ai Lu books • jumpsuit • neo-jesus • Philippe Caza • Pierre Pelot
Mar 15
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Ryan Comments: A baffling melange of unrelated images clumped together in the bottom half of the cover, unmoored from any background, will surely help sell this novel.
Published 1979
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Tagged with: Ballantine Fantasy • BEHIND YOU! • big bird • bladed weapons • castle • cross • Del Rey Books • dude • Howard Koslow • James Branch Cabell • pig
Feb 23
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Ryan Comments: Hey, Poul, I bet you can’t write a SciFi novel that references Shakespeare and contains D’Artagnan, the Ring Cycle, steam-powered locomotives, Classical Greek architecture, and bearded monks!
Published 1975
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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • dude • flying horse • knights • mighty moustache • monks • Poul Anderson • ruins • staff • trains • viking helmet
Feb 22
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JuanPaul Comments: The White Witch ditches Narnia for Death. Sure the steeds aren’t up to snuff and the Turkish delight follows her around everywhere, but at least that immortal lion won’t bother her.
Published 1972
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Tagged with: Ace Books • BEHIND YOU! • big hair • blob of awesomeness • chariot • damsel • eye-yi-yi • font problems • Kelly Freas • Kenneth Bulmer • strange creature • teat shields
Dec 21
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Ryan Comments: Featured Tunics: TWO
Baen Blue/Orange Spectrum: YES
Fainting Damsels: ONE
Laser Fire Accuracy: PISS POOR
Published 1994
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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • damsel • Del Rey Books • dude • frickin laser beams • ghosts • helmet • K.D. Wentworth • Nicholas Jainschigg • shackles • stairway to heaven • tunic
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