Feb 27
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Cliquez pour retirer le mouton
It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday Productions of Time Face-off
#1 JuanPaul Comments: Young art students, do not skip figure drawing class.
#2 Good Show Sir Comments: JuanPaul sets me up for a Two-Fer Tuesday challenge.
I see your non-papillial people and raise you two boobs!
Published 1967, 1985
You might remember this from here.
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Tagged with: bird • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • eye-yi-yi • floating face • French • John Brunner • non-papillial person • Presses Pocket • Signet Books • sixpack abs • space sheep • starkers • two-fer • Unknown Artist Institute • W. Siudmak • WTF
Feb 26
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Tom Noir Comments: Free two-day shipping with Amazon Prime?!? I’m going to order a dozen of these things!
Published 1980
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Tagged with: Avon Books • boxes • Clifford D. Simak • coffin • I see dead people • Jan Esteves • perspective problems • sun • Ting! • tower
Feb 21
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Bibliomancer Comments: Even with a crystal ball they did nazi that coming.
Published 1974
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Tagged with: Arrow Books • crystal ball • damsel • Dennis Wheatley • devil woman • devil's dumplings • fire • jazz hands • nazi • space sheep • starkers
Feb 19
Bibliomancer went to Greece and GSS didn’t even get a lousy tau-shirt. But we did get a bunch of terrible Greek book covers. I’ll turn this post (and week) over to him:
I come from Greece bearing gifts! So don’t look a Trojan Horse in the mouth. Athens has a big chain store called “Public” which is a combination of Barnes & Noble and Best Buy with a whole large floor of new books in Greek and English. Athens also have a few “charming” used book stores in some of the older neighborhoods. Here’s the inside view of one of them:
So here are some terrible covers, Greek-style. Sorry, but we will have to skip the authors, cover artists and publication dates. Be kind to Tag Wizard:
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Bibliomancer Comments:
1. Rising sea levels were not kind to Venice.
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2. Who knew Ghandi collected Barbies?
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3. Black Hawk up, Black Hawk down!
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4. Ce n’est pas un primate.
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5. Dracula in the language Prince Vlad would have understood.
Published whenever
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Tagged with: ape • baldy bad man • bowler hat • damsel • devil's dumplings • Dracula • dude • fish • font problems • giant bird • it's all Greek to me • MEGA POST • muscles • native american • Sheep! • sweet ride • teat shields • underwater • vampire • WTF
Feb 13
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JuanPaul Comments: And I looked, and behold a velociraptor: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him in the GSS comments.
Published 1994
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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • booties • cape • death • dragon • dude • embossing • font problems • hoodie • Keith Parkinson • Terry Brooks
Feb 12
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This guy just dropped a steaming load of bad covers on GSS Admin, so the boss told me to make this “JuanPaul Week”. Register your complaints using the handy “submit” button above. Plus, send in at least four high-quality losers and next week may be all yours! Enjoy! — Tag
JuanPaul Comments: Try pronouncing the author’s last name with a thick and exaggerated Russian accent. It’s good fun.
Published 1985
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Tagged with: Alan Hruska • Baen Books • damsel • dude • floating face • font problems • Jael • kissy face • sexytime • space
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