Good Show Sir

Sep 01

Matt Comments: Check out those shiny pasties!
Published 1983

(Average: 5.56 out of 10)

Tagged with: big hair • chainmail lingerie • cleavage • crotch armor • damsel • dude • inadequate armor • loincloth • long haired men • muscles • Sharon Green • shields • Star Books • sword • teat shields • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute

Jul 30

The Storm of Heaven

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My thighs... need no protection! Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: This is a good cover. Just try not to think about the fact that when she stands up she’s not wearing anything past her navel. Or about what’s going on with her breastplate. Or how her stubby arm can support a shield that big. Or about the fact that she appears to have just passed gas/the ghost of her mother-in-law.
Published 2001

(Average: 7.78 out of 10)

Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • dude • floating person • ghosts • inadequate armor • muscles • Stephen Hickman • Thomas Harlan • Tor Books

Jan 14

Blood and Honor

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Looks like we picked the right week to perm our hair!! Click for full image

Scott Comments: Billy Ray Cyrus and the chick from “Showgirls” fight monsters. Including the green slime monster from “Ghostbusters”.
Published 1993

(Average: 8.15 out of 10)

Tagged with: bladed weapons • busy hands • cleavage • damsel • dude • eyes on stalks • font problems • inadequate armor • jazz hands • long haired men • male skirts • monsters • mullet • once you see it • puffy shirt • Roc Books • Simon R. Green • strange creature • sword • teeth • tentacles • tights • Unknown Artist Institute

Dec 11

The I Inside

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Go out into space you said... get yourself a good tan you said... Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: In the future, everything will be needlessly complex and ridiculously over-engineered… except women’s clothing.
Published 1984

(Average: 7.09 out of 10)

Tagged with: Alan Dean Foster • antennae • bikini • cleavage • damsel • dude • eye-yi-yi • frickin laser beams • inadequate armor • Paul Alexander • planets • shoulder pads • space ships • space suit • tights • Warner Books

Oct 31

RX Rides Out

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Hey everyone! I hope that tonight, like me, you have rented a great Halloween movie from Chinese Good Show Sir.

To my great surprise I’ve realised that this in fact isn’t the original and somehow a familiar man-tiger has made its way into the Hammer Horror classic The Devil Rides Out!

Have a good evening and please remember not to pick up any Clavicles of Solomon that you might find. Who knows when – or how – the great RX might be conjured!

(Average: 8.67 out of 10)

Tagged with: anthropomorphism • candles • cat people • Christopher Lee • Clyde Caldwell • crucifix • daemons • Dennis Wheatley • evil • explosions • goat • inadequate armor • Leon Greene • lynx people • masonic symbols • mighty moustache • planets • Richard Matheson • skulls a-poppin' • stallone pose • suits you • tasteful smoke • telescope • Terence Fisher

Sep 26

A History Maker

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Now THIS is a Rogers and Hammerstein I can really appreciate! Click for full UNLEWISED image

Tom Noir Comments: The subset of Sir Walter Scott fans who also like Rollerball is probably about the size of that Roman soldier’s thong.
Published 1996

(Average: 7.02 out of 10)

Tagged with: Alasdair Gray • baldness • cleavage • computers • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • flag • Harvest Books • helmet • inadequate armor • insects • loincloth • male skirts • muscles • once you see it • ships • sky sleigh • space • space sheep • starkers • tattoo you • tidal wave • weird delts • WTF

Sep 17

The Demon Breed

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to go swimming in the dark demon forest of deathland! Click for full image

Sarah B Comments: I’m actually quite fond of the James H. Schmitz. I’m mildly obsessed and hope to find more out in the wild to tame for my collection.
Published 1979

(Average: 4.71 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • aliens • anthropomorphism • BEHIND YOU! • Bob Adragna • bracers • cleavage • daemons • damsel • frickin laser beams • handguns • inadequate armor • James H. Schmitz • monsters • otter people • pole weapons • spear • strange creature • utility belt

Jul 08

Conan the Gladiator

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John! Stop looking at his muscular thighs and help us!! Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: What have you done to me, you monsters? I can’t lower my arms! I CAN’T LOWER MY ARMS!!
Published 1994

(Average: 7.32 out of 10)

Tagged with: baldness • baldy bad man • bladed weapons • chains • cleavage • cloaks • daggers • damsel • dude • Faux-nan • inadequate armor • Ken Kelly • Leonard Carpenter • muscles • robes • teat shields • Tor Books

May 17

The Fall of Hyperion

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In other worlds, going to visit Santa at christmas just isn't the same... Click for full image

The Tim’s Art Direction:Give me a dude in front of a pyramid with some spikey armor. No, more spikes. More. Still not enough spikes. More spikes! More!
Published 1991

(Average: 4.31 out of 10)

Tagged with: baldness • Bantam Books • cloaks • Dan Simmons • dude • evil • evil children • Gary Ruddell • inadequate armor • once you see it • spikes • utility belt

May 03

Japanese Mega Post

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It’s another bank holiday weekend and that can only mean one thing for us here at Good Show Sir! Party time! Or possibly just the cinema and a few beers, which might be a party… to some people.

These covers have been sent in by the very excellent Saxy Stevenson who found them while in Nepal. Hope you enjoy them, as for the published dates… ummm can anyone here read Japanese?

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Excuse me, do you mind!?! We're... well actually you don't want to know what we're about to do... Click for full image