May 19
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Good Show Sir Comments: A city where the only place open all night is one toy store.
Published 1987

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Tagged with: city • dude • fedora hat • none more black • Questar Books • Richard Bowes • semi-transparent • Stephen Gervais
May 18
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Roscoe Comments: I can’t make any sense out of this blurb.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: big gun • DAW Books • giant insects • inadequate armor • James Gurney • John Steakley • moon
May 17
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jun Comments: Conan is still muscular while in prison. I wonder where he is getting his nutrients….Wait, there is another prisoner in the corner…. but he is all bones now…. I wonder what happened to his flesh…..ohhhh,,,eeewwwww
Published 1989

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Tagged with: chains • Conan series • glow • loincloth • muscles • Robert Jordan • skeletons • Sphere Books • Unknown Artist Institute
May 13
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JuanPaul Comments: Even if she could hear an appendix, she would have better luck trying the right side.
Published 2008

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Tagged with: big hair • damsel • font problems • Juno Books • LISTEN! • Matthew Cook • strapping outfit • Timothy Lantz
May 12
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Ryan Comments: Lord Purple-Tunic’s propensity for midair sword flourishes always made his winged steeds very nervous.
Published 1979

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Tagged with: Avon Books • Bob Pepper • Don't be silly - it's for children! • flying horse • font problems • Shirley Rousseau Murphy • sword
May 10
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Ryan Comments: Forget mastery of the planet, our hero needs to master the use of either a belt or suspenders.
Published 1970

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • crotch armor • dude • flying saucer • font problems • Jack Faragasso • Macfadden-Bartell • RUN! • unknown author
May 05
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Good Show Sir Comments: A SWORD so big it can only be carried by a three-handed warrior
Published 1993

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Tagged with: Ace Books • bladed weapons • busy hands • electricity • font problems • Marion Zimmer Bradley • smoke monster • sword on fire • Unknown Artist Institute
May 04
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Good Show Sir Comments: Anatomical issues: when one of your thighs is wider than your girlfriend’s arse.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in.
Published 1993

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • ax-wielding • bladed weapons • booties • Conan series • crotch armor • damsel • John Maddox Roberts • Julie Bell • muscles • ridiculous haircut • Sir Mix-A-Lot • teat shields • Tor Books • weird pecs
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