Good Show Sir

Jan 18

Max Bathroom Comments: Duke Nukem: the novel.

Published 1989

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

Tagged with: big gun • dude • font problems • Grafton Books • K.W. Jeter • muscles • Steve Crisp • sunglasses • Ting!

Jan 14

Down in the Bottomlands and Other Places

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Mulan Rogue Click for larger image

FluffyGhostKitten Comments: There’s using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, and then there’s this.

Published 1999

(Average: 7.30 out of 10)

Tagged with: Baen Books • big gun • bird • font problems • Harry Turtledove • helicopters • L. Sprague De Camp • Larry Elmore • lizard • ridiculous hat • robes • shuriken of approval • snake

Jan 13

The Plague of Sound

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That organ sonata makes me so ANGRY Click for larger image

Ryan Comments: Flash wanted to check just exactly how far he should trust Captain Redtights.

Published 1974

(Average: 6.33 out of 10)

Tagged with: Alex Raymond • anger management • Avon Books • beard-wielding • booties • cleavage • Con Steffanson • damsel • dude • frickin laser beams • keyboards • muscles

Jan 12

Brigands of the Moon

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The Moon of the Six Saturns Click for larger image

Ken R. Comments: This beauty is from 1945, Duchess Publishing, Canada. It is infamous for it’s ugliness as well as crediting the editor, John W. Campbell, as the author. Ray Cummings sued to have it removed from the shelves, thus it’s scarcity.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1945

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

Tagged with: blockhead • Duchess Printing Co • font problems • John Campbell • mushroom cloud • planets • Ray Cummings • rocket • sticks • Unknown Artist Institute

Jan 11

Olde Year Summe Up 2020

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Look the calendar. It’s 2021. I tried flipping the page to 2022 but that didn’t work. So instead of looking forward let’s look backward and reflect on our past glory.

On to the honours. Based on ratings, the recent “Swedish Megapost” is on top. But it is our judgement that it will need to stand the test of time longer than two weeks to claim top honours. Also some little prick in Paraguay has been screwing around with our stellar vote rating system. Somehow our election fraud complaints has drawn terrifying responses online. Therefore, the highest rated cover of 2020 is:

Nebuttla Award Click for larger image

Nebula Award Stories 1

Our silver medal winner:

Bigfoot hopes to marry off his daughter Click for larger image

The Little Boy Who Could Talk to Bigfoot

And the bronze medal winning:

Blood autumn ... now flavoured with pumpkin spice! Click for larger image

Blood Autumn

My personal favourite cover of 2020:

Lassie Come Home Click for larger image

The Trouble With Heroes

Tag Wizard’s chosen favourite for the year:

It's not Shakespear Click for larger image

Runespear

And we were finally able to reach Tweet Jane, who has been away on a lengthy … let’s call it a sabbatical. My favourite cover is The Beasts of Tarzan. For no other reason than I feel just like the lion looks.

The Breasts of Tarzan Click for larger image

The Beasts of Tarzan

Now back to checking on the status of my Singaporean citizenship application. I leave you in the trusted hands of Tag Wizard. Feel free to tag your favourites in the comments below!
— GSS Admin

(Average: 8.43 out of 10)

Tagged with: Happy New Year • Old Year Sum Up

Dec 23

Christmas Megapost 2020

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Feeling Lucky? Punk. Click for larger image

It's not a fetish. She's just a boot buff. Click for larger image

Christmas morning she'll be happier married to the Hoover. Click for larger image

Skid Row Secret Santa Click for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments: This year sucked and Christmas 2020 is a grinch-fest. So let’s go back to a simpler, happier time when you could page through magazines (remember them?!) shopping for wildly inappropriate Xmas presents.

Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Cavalcade of Poor Christmas Shopping Choices!

1. This isn’t helping Santa’s chimney soot black lung

2. When Santa visits Miss Microsheen, it’s shiny boots and no red suit.

3. Give your wife a vacuum cleaner for Xmas and the Hoover will be the only one sucking your dick

4. The first rule about Booze Club is you don’t talk about Booze Club.

Have a happy holiday and we’ll see you in a couple weeks with our Olde Year Summe Up!

Now let’s all sit back and enjoy the He Man & She-Ra Christmas Special!

(Average: 5.72 out of 10)

Tagged with: beard-wielding • booties • Christmas • damsel • devil's dumplings • drunkie • dudes • hoover • MEGA POST • Santa • sexytime • suits you • tasteful smoke

Dec 22

The Chrome Borne

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Use Google Chrome for maximum viewing pleasure Click for larger image

Wendy Comments: She’s acting tough pretending she didn’t just set her left hand on fire.

Published 1999

(Average: 5.24 out of 10)

Tagged with: Baen Books • BEHIND YOU! • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • crowbar • damsel • dragon • dude • embossing • font problems • fox people • glow • hoodie • Larry Dixon • machine gun • Mercedes Lackey • shiny oh so shiny • skulls a-poppin' • sunglasses • sweet ride • tasteful smoke • tattoo you

Dec 21

The Imperium Game

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Neck: BROKEN Click for larger image

Ryan Comments: Featured Tunics: TWO
Baen Blue/Orange Spectrum: YES
Fainting Damsels: ONE
Laser Fire Accuracy: PISS POOR

Published 1994

(Average: 6.44 out of 10)

Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • damsel • Del Rey Books • dude • frickin laser beams • ghosts • helmet • K.D. Wentworth • Nicholas Jainschigg • shackles • stairway to heaven • tunic

Dec 17

Swedish Mega Post

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Who doesn’t love Swedish sci-fi covers?! Recall the fun we all had with Skeppsbruten på Tschai last year. We recently stumbled upon the delightful WordPress blog “enlitenbloggomrymden” (“small blog space”) which has a wealth of terrible covers from the publisher Lindqvist. These were published from 1969-1971 and I’ve included a few of our favourites below. Have at them and enjoy!

The Swedish Olympic Salamander Dressage Team Och stjärnornas konungar dö